Saturday, March 5, 2011

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DOCUMENTARY DOCUMENTARY MONTH MONTH MONTH • DOCUMENTARY • Pumping Iron

Trama:
Adesso vi faccio una domanda: Ma è bello un uomo così?
No davvero? Ma può piacere? Figurati io lo capisco il corpo scolpito e il muscolo rozzo, però dai, il culturismo? Ma è uno sport? Dai non lo è. Dai. I know those of you who now spends all day in the gym to lift weights to tell me that you will be discharged, which models the body, remove toxins. But for me is that the toxins are like the Jedi midiclorian to keep me standing. However, the documentary (dated 1977) documents the Pharmacokinetic Terminator (nee Swarzy, which by the way, twenty years, was not so bad, I mean from the neck up. Evava It may seem incredible, but also whether "sweet ", again from the neck up, eh!) and The Incredible Hulk (Lou Ferrigno the century, which instead had more traits of a primate). These pump, and pumped back pump that will sculpt their bodies. They come to say - quote - that their work is more difficult than that of a sculptor, the sculptor is wrong because if we put a piece of chalk and he did, but their muscles are real, real bodies, real sweat. And I keep asking, what brings a man of good health to become a man of rock formation and monstrous? Well, I'll be homophobic, but there is something I perplime in this quest for perfection macha. Type no, look what virità in these photos! How do you sleep well in two on a bed! How do I look good in red jumpsuit! How sweet with women's me! And then a bit 'of Tennis, the agility that I do not miss!
Ok, for heaven's sake, as the good Swarzy: "For many it may seem absurd, but for me the most absurd example is get in a car and groped to exceed the speed record." I wonder if presaged:

Oh well, however, a two meters tall Austrian who has the arm circumference as that of my chest, one can only have respect. Hai. Reason. Tu. The documentary is too condescending, shot to advertise than to criticize, but to see footage anni70 and girls with hair styles of Charlie's Angel is always nice. But it turns turns that you could not convinvermi completely that there is, in bodybuilding, some criptomosessualità. Manco Cripto too.
C & B and gym, same track, in opposite directions. It's not that we've tried! I tried ten times already, but just can not do it. I can not stand the smell of human flesh that attacks you every time you enter, I can not keep up the instructor screaming in the background and the songs of Bob Sinclair, I can not do when in the locker room are then forced to tie my shoes and if I'm careful when I get up I'm going to beat sans souci of plums with which the old have decided that it is wonderful to rediscover the kind in the locker room. the way, since you asked to the great demand, you girls, accusing me of always put too many female bodies (but I only do it for the love of beauty, not for others) then here is a beautiful male body: Justin Timberlake Alphadog, what you say "is Informissima " . However zero gyms for C & B, bodybuilding, preferisco la cultura. 

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