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PIACIUTO IL BENVENUTO?! Vi mancava lo so! Tutta per voi (che esclusi quelli che capitano da queste parti cercando "Megan Fox" e "Jersey Shore" (e sono la maggioranza) sarete giusti giusti circa 200, uno per ogni epiteto) ECCOLA DI NUOVO TRA NOI!  La rubrica dell'intelighenzia. Quella dove si ride, ma al tempo stesso si pensa, dove ci si sganascia, ma anche si ragiona.  La rubrica che è come l'ora d'aria dei carcerati: un apostrofo rosa tra le parole "mavva" e "nculo". 
Era da tanto che mancava, e la ragione è una e una soltanto: ultimamente non ce sta proprio un cazzo da ride. Insomma, ecco quello che c'è nella calotta cranica di C&B>

Cos'è? No, non è gelato alla fragola, è Chicken. Dite che è colpa dei film? Sarà, ma ultimamente sono proprio della stessa sostanza di cui sono fatti i ChickenMcNuggets, altro che sogni. Sarà che ormai il Broccolo è entrato nel lessico comune. Un esempio? Basta che vai in libreria e guarda un po' cosa ti tirano fuori> Libroccoli e sai cosa leggi, cazzate.  Potrebbe finire qui (questo post, questa rubrica, questo blog sito, questo internet) ma siccome il suicidio non ha mai risolto niente, andiamo avanti e indietro con questa raccolta di orologi del cinema:

Riconosciuti? Tutti? Ve ne vengono in mente altri? Non che c'entri nulla col glutammato di pollo o coi libroccoli, ma siccome erano mesi che avevo raccolto le foto e non trovavo mai il film per metterle, insomma chi ha tempo non aspetti, temo. Che a proposito di tempo (perso) mi era venuta in mente una delle mie Mission Follia, quelle che vi piacciono tanto perché vi fanno credere che siccome da questa parte c'è un pazzo che le fa, allora voi siete sani. Si tratta del 24HOURS MOVIE DAY . Che tradotto, basta masticare un po' di gelatina di pollo, vuol dire appunto stare un giorno intero (24 ore di seguito) a vedere film e recensirli. Inutile dire si tratterebbe SOLO di film dedicati ai Viaggi nel Tempo. Che dite? Lo faccio? No, dico, approfittatesiorresiorri , pensa bello svegliarsi la mattina e chiedersi "chissà che starà facendo C&B, vediamo, ah, sta vedendo un film". Poi verso mezzogiorno, addentando una Fiesta "e ora cosa sta facendo C&B? ah, vedendo un film". Poi alle 16, tornati dalla palestra "E ora? Ah, film". 20, voi il telegiornale "C&B? Film". 23: "cosha shtarà fascendho orhha" (avete lo spazzolino in bocca, pronti per andare a letto (oppure altro, già a letto, fatti vostri), Answer? "Film". Then, and here the best, at 8 o'clock the next morning: "chis ..?.. ILM!" What else can make you feel more sane? For example, I always try to show that in the world there is someone crazier than me.
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Now, I hope you will realize for themselves the implications idiots all this entails. It involves dressing up like this:

AND REALLY do superheroes. True? False? Done just to get out then the inevitable documentary> that experience, always IDIOT remains. Then finally comes out next month KICK ASS , about a year away. ( Defendor never actually see it, I presume ). So here is that C & B, superhero films exclusively, protector (!) PREVIEWS and defender of the First Vision, is going to make one of his MEGASPARATE, a final blow with which stretches the opponent (and girls) : his silly talking .

Title: OF PREVIEWS AND DISTRIBUTION OF SPECTATOR AND THE FUTURE Speaker: B & C Conduct ...

A couple of weeks ago straparlavo the value of the preview and the very meaning of "first run" or even that of "out in theaters," concepts that are now lost in space and time. Because, you know, the Internet and what the jargon policeman is called "piracy." I start - sometimes - in the role of distributors itagliani: on one hand the need to make a film, other films have in their hands for months that are already perfect anywhere. So give the force of events to distribute them, because let's be clear, but one that may be interested in a movie like Kick Ass is one that has already seen on the web. Kick Ass is not a Thriller Mommy, do not even Richard Gere. Then a Striptease distributor but he should do? Distribute the knowledge that all those who could be interested in it have already done? I will understand if I miss then throw them to the movies. So. What to do? Deploy? Do everything in 3D? Even the film Egoyan and Muccino? PASOTTI IN 3D? Fear. In short, piracy magnum evil? The movie ends ... because of the Internet? Oops, I wrote:

THE END OF CINEMA • IN FILM WE UNDERSTAND THAT THE APOCALYPSE is The real thing. They showed us six hundred sixty-six Sometimes the world destroyed. Shattered by earthquakes, submerged by waves, captured by the inhabitants of other planets. Or fiery explosion of weapons nuclari no bigger than a Bic pen, as used by writers with a thirst for destruction in the draft. It seems incredible, but any film that slams into the face of our inevitable destiny brings us closer to "the end". The film is fun to destroy the world with the technology of special effects. He did not have no mercy. The large capital were The first to fall: the Colosseum smashed by an earthquake magma , the Eiffel Tower collapsed because of an indefinable acid green fluorescent , the Taj Mahal conquered, all the angels of THE drowned in a giant tsunami waves . Today, in the year of Lord 2010, the technological world is allied with the audience and uses his revenge against the cinema, emptying the salt, turning them into empty shells. Show imposing what are called MegaVideo, galactic pusher of video, Extra-Torrent, rapid drug dealer files, MonoNova, fast download, arose from the ashes of a Matrix that we thought killed by the mountain of Neo, and instead entered into our subconscious, download code in the brain's need free movie, piracy as a new creed. We even got to convince us that the home-made popcorn is more good than those of the multiplex. The films have shown how will the world of the future, emptied of men. We are marching on the road to completion: the first step on the red carpet (blood) is that the cinemas, multiplex or drive-in movie clubs or arenas, empty and slowly dying of a hemorrhage. The viewer, paradox of celluloid, will be the first to disappear. There will be no emergency exits, the floor all the lights off.

And this phantasmagoric text accompanying the photos, made by Sarah Michielsen:

Yet, this apocalyptic vision is in contrast to its opposite: CINEMA ALIVE THANKS TO DOWNLOAD! Why up to 5 years ago I only saw what I was served up by distributors, at most, a few enlightened DVDiaro. Up to 5 years ago did not even know where was the Australian film, which the Swedes were the horror we select the furniture mountable, and in Korea are the best Tarantino film. I did not know, and now I know. It rained and blog sites that masquerade as Superheroes Film fans (myself, others, all of them) because we all see through the Internet, we see ALL THE FILMS OF THE WORLD. So what? Then the Internet, as well as creating and flirt 2.0 Zuckerberg created the viewer of the future. TRON is not, is the child of a friend of mine who saw the film "recovered" (and you know that C & B stands for ... use this "recovered", not "friend", Malpensante) and when it will have great opportunities in front of 1000 times. Will not need dubbing, because strength to see subtitled films will learn the language, just as with the method Shenker. So will the audience of the future. Sorry for the voices of endangered category. Sorry for merchants. Sorry, after all, for dealers who did not have the readiness to do something sensible, such as open sites with the download, or exponentially increase the chances of home videos, making DVDs on DVD and creating a whole new market. I know it will always be TOO 0.99 compared to 0.00, for FREE, but culopesismo sometimes does great things. For example here at C & B in many (in percentage, of course) ask for a link to download the movies reviewed. I, for one, I try and make me yearn for a site to retrieve the film but accompanied by a critical sense and do not copy and paste from wiki. So who's with me? We do this site? (The question is clearly rhetorical.) Then, last but not least, I read recently that more and more to save the cinema will be the size. Screen. Now, of course, you can not compete with a 12 meters by 6. But the solution, a housewife, here it is:

are about 2m to 5m. When I see TRON so I do not feel at fault, compared who HE LIKES BIG. So C & B recommends and urges: Buy the projector, it's worth it. And when you give the message: "replace lamp" will be the cuddly like when you finish the petrol in the street. The B & C saves the film! With the size of his scorn. Returning to grief: not sorry for anything, for the upper floors, in responding to the "crisis" raise the price of one euro for the ticket. With the upper floors! Go back to the video to start with this post is for you, but turn up the volume!
Yes ok, there is the question 3D. The 3D saves the film because you can not do that with home video. Il 3D non ce l'ho, però c'è la soluzione:

Ho in mente di aprire il C&BCINEMA. Ci verreste? Ecco le poltrone:

Eppure, nel profondo del mio cuoricino (proprio in fondo in fondo) io mi sento in colpa a non andare più così spesso al cinema, soprattutto perché non posso fare più la cosa che DAVVERO è la più FOLLE che ho mai fatto in vita mia. In confronto il CHICKENBROCCOLETTI è una parola crociata facilitata.  Volete vedere dentro la testa di un PAZZO ? Prego, entrate entrate:  was the 1995/1996/1997:

[click there, you scare them, then shake your head if you're looking for a ticket to Rome that day to see if maybe you were even to the movies with C & B and go back]

scary. It's scary to think that "films seen, 53" "Sometimes the movies: 50"?? How is it possible? Mystery. on these "memories" could open up thousands and thousands of threads (and medical). Why did I? I was a budding critic (meaning weed)? No, I was just good old C & B paper. Of course then find attached also the C & B AWARDS format pen and paper ... But three years of tickets are also held to have the perfect alibi, I was never accused of a murder occurred at 22, 31 - 3-1997!
- Where was C & B? [Lamp in his face]
- Easy. I see the devil's advocate with my mom, you know, a Mommy Thriller. I gave him 6 -... Have you seen? [APP iPhone bulb in your face]
- And where was the 22 of 01.16.1998?
- To see Titanic.
- E to 22 of 01.17.1998?
- A review TITANIC ...
When I finished to keep it? I understood from the control of people with whom I went there, when they began to appear more girls Mommy Thriller, was done, I managed to switch to CINERD Tettologo. Then came the Internet and, no, we're back to old habits ...
However, then one says, "But C & B, from which they take out all his CRAZY?". They come from far away. You know when they say DEII serial killer who tortured the animals, here, C & B kept the movie tickets and there was the "journalism" above, right above the ticket.
Finish. Vote? I swear that I did not copy.
What then is why I was not very busy to laugh, I was too busy to guess the film from the silhouette:

You can find it here . E "I dare you defy you twice" I've done 96 out of 115. Mica straining fusaie! Ok, in fact, the minimalist design is a cunt thing, but a little 'antiquated, that is antiquated, but not retro - as I always say. Or that old is a bit more 'trivial. Infatti ultimamente cerco di schifarli anche su CINEDESIGN le cose minimali.
Dai, ora potete prendere il respiro e andiamo a chiudere questo spettacolino delle marionette!  So che di solito voi venite qui solo per le cazzatelle cinematografiche e NON leggete questi post lunghissimi, allora vi accontento con una che è fatta di pietre e sassi o comunque roba speleologa cinematografica, perché 'sto post è stato divertente come quando a scuola mi tiravano i sassi:

Quindi ricapitolando in comodi punti elenco:
• Comprare lampada videoproiettore;
• Foto tits (there are always good);
• Police do not take postal translators;
• The next time blowjob and faces off the ride;
• sanding fingers of C & B, then I want to see if writes so using only your nose.

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Perché in una "commedia romantica", che ti aspetti abbia quel tipo di andamento dove due si incontrano, si stanno antipatici, poi si amano (fatto bene o male, è l'andamento), invece ci sono due che si vedono tre volte per tutto il (lunghissimo e scombinato e orrendo e noioso e costoso - 120milionididollaroni spesi come?) film e nell'ultima scena si dicono "ti amo" sulla base di NULLA?

E poi che hanno fatto alla foto di Owen Wilson sulla locandina?   Un fotoritocco con aggiunta rughe?  E perché continuo think of a naasica when I see him? And why does Jack Nicholson movie shit? Just because he is old? All things that I do not know.

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I Damaschi di Lorsica

  Sono stato diverse volte a Lorsica, questo piccolo comune con le sue case in pietra strette le une accanto alle altre, ma sempre di passaggio, avendo come meta il vicino monte Ramaceto.

Questa volta mi sono soffermato invece nel piccolo borgo, con una visita lungo le strette viuzze, con le case con i tetti in ardesia, famoso per i suoi damaschi. Il territorio di Lorsica infatti nel censimento del 1772 contava ben 220 telai, impiegando praticamente l’ intera popolazione, mentre oggi è attiva un' unica azienda artigiana: la manifattura “Figli di De Martini Giuseppe”.

Al primo piano di una vecchia casa in pietra, ancora oggi, come nel ‘500, vengono prodotti i damaschi, un particolare tipo di stoffa che prende il suo nome dalla capitale della odierna Siria; il tessuto, caratterizzato dal contrasto - lucido/opaco - delle due facce del raso, viene lavorato come una volta su antichi telai, ma il suo fascino è ancora oggi immutato.

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MONTH DOCUMENTARY • Sins of My Father who loves

Plot: The son of Pablo Escobar, Cha by "Juan" has changed its name to a ridicolissimo "Sebastian," repent for the sins of the father and meets the children of politicians who were murdered in the year 80/90 for the will, always, of his father. Redemption in Medellin.

See THE drug lord as a father should not be easy. That is like being the son Hitler or what a few months ago he discovered he was the son of Charles Manson. The sins of the fathers are passed on to children? (If you call Piersilvio, as well as well). The moral issue is that there is still a part of a child for 17 years (there are many) has lived in the villa with exotic animals, and the billions the drug, the other are the sons of the assassinated leader. The gap is perhaps too large. But the moment of emotion (even if it is unavoidable to think that someone had carried a gun, so, in the form of precaution). A television documentary well done, without going into great cinema, but who are interested in moments of "archive", with Escobar loving father version (which made quite an impression if you think of his status as a supervillain ): here he gives his son an ice cream. what was in that ice cream, no one knows.

Or maybe he had gone outside a school to sell the figurines drogaine? no apology for the crime, they fall into the trap many of the biopic genre and they fall - even if unintentionally - the raghezzetti that put the sweatshirt Puta Madre falling into the trap of one of the Parioli with hood and shirt factory, but that's another story tristoide . L emotions and denser the documentary gives the show at times when the events in which the murdered leader (Luis Carlos Galan and Rodrigo Lara Bonilla), times when you feel really all the power of the "pueblo unido". That is, English (Latin American but English, not a chant of Madrid) has a "strong" musical REALLY dragging.

Just hours from the streets and demonstrate against everyone and everything . It has the same (and opposite ) German force in the wild Nazi rallies, only that inspired cries of unity, freedom, respect.

Clearly the killing of Escobar has not even scratched a little 'drug trafficking, but this is quite a bit' outside the range of interest of this blog. At the movies I remember Escobar in Blow (which incidentally I have recovered, despite Gionni Deppe and Cruz) and is> But that has nothing to do (in fact, that actor using it more often to make Afghan terrorist). Instead (although there are rumors of a film with Bardem in the role of Escobar and Bale as the one that wants to jail) I want an Escobar biopic, if you really want do do do Alfred Molina, seems born on purpose

However disrupts the narrative of the construction of La Catedral. Basically at some point Escobar rendition to justice, but on one condition, built himself a prison. So a family that raised you ... the true meaning of "power." In fact, the first side and a contemporary portrait of Escobar to the movies was this:

C & B and drogaina. Here again, two strangers. C & B does not smoke either, not even a pipe to give themselves a voice! Stuff that once went to B & C Amsterdam e si è "fatto le canne" e proprio: niente. Anche quando si è fatto una volta la drogaina polverina ha provato come una strana sensazione difficile da spiegare, tipo: niente.   Oddio, po' anche essere che era bicarbonato e fosse tutto un tiro mancino.

Ah no! Aspetta, una volta C&B ha sballato, sì quella volta sì, dice che se non stavano attenti andavo ad abbracciare un mangiafuoco, durante lo spettacolo. Dice. Comunque drogaina brutta, ma solo se te ne fai poca, perché invece se hai i soldi per fartene tanta e per tutta la vita, aivedi come stai in forma. Hai presente Mick Jagger?  In short, the only drug cartels that I know this is> And the more that the gap from Medellin, C & B can become the Lord of the store's madeleine: Yum. Good ... I madeleine ... madeleine give me ... madeleine worship ... junkie I am, miss you too anonymous, but cinema, preferably amazing.